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I had to do something like this for my GCSEs, and it was one of them things where you’re writing away, get out of the exam hall and think, ‘craptastic, it coulda been better’. So here’s my attempt to make it better!
Basically, you had to write about celebrities lifestyles, and how they get all the publicity and weather or not it was a good/bad thing. I went for how it could be both, ..probably the reason I only got a c :O :O :O but I can do it on here, as I’m not getting graded. Only judged and ridiculed </3
I think it really depends on what sort of celebrity you are, and how you carry yourself.
Lets use Britney Spears as an example. Who I actually love by the way, despite all of the hair shaving, breakdowning.. stuff.
Britney has been famous from like the second she developed in the lady department. ♪♪Oops, I did it again and the stuff the did at that time made her MaSsIvE, and her image was young, sexy and happy. I genuinely believe that it was all of the press that made her, well, loopy as anything. It must be hard being in the limelight that much and aswel as having marriage troubles.. or was it relationship troubles? Did she actually marry k-fed? I don’t know. Its beside the point. Jeez. Anyways then she had her breakdown etc, and after that I seriously think she should have just stopped. I did like the stuff she brought out after that. ♪♪Piece of me and ♪♪If You Seek Amy (btw, all that stuff about it actually being F.U.C.K me was pathetic. So what if that was the hidden message. I though it was very clever. So there.) But she looked TERRIBLE. Bless her. She should have stopped. She really, REALLY should have stopped. But, she brought some of the crap she got on herself. Doing stuff *cough* wackingaphotographerwithabrolly*cough* that she obviously knew she was gonna pay for. Come on woman, keep yourself to yourself !!!
Then look at stars like Beyonce Knowles. She has like a million gazzillion bajillion pounds. Her and her husband are the highest earning couple to this day. Fact. And there’s NO drama with her. You never see her falling out of clubs, climbing off boats commando, having ‘Heat’ or whatever taking pictures of her lady bits hmmmmmlindsaylohan. She didn’t even sell her wedding or make a big deal about it hmmmmmmmmkatieandpeter. She makes her money on sole talent, and keeps her personal life exactly what it should be. Personaldurr.
So, I dont think id want to be a celebrity. Not that I couldn’t, with this banging bod and movie star smile. LOLLLLLL. (btw – http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/tm_objectid=15427881&method=full&siteid=50081&headline=mobiles-offer-security-that-comes-at-a-price-name_page.html « THATS ME. With the sexy gappy fringe and gorgeous buck teeth. Told you I coulda made it as a celeb. Possibly a model.. ) because I think it looks more hassle than its worth. I couldn’t be bothered too be careful what I’m doing all of the time. Although, I would be smart enough to wear underwear at all times hmmmmmmmmparishilton.
Hope yous liked this one. Please comment and follow.
ps: you can add me on yahoo IM, email@example.com . Thought id get it as everyone else has it. Im always a year late at stuff like this.